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The Annex of Pretending to Be Productive
Annex 3: The Art of Pretending to Be Productive
Welcome, Prophets of the Apocalypse to Annex 3, where the art of pretending to be productive is taken very seriously.
In this annex, we will explore the intricacies of doing nothing while appearing to be doing everything.
Join us in our mission to save the world from actual productivity.
The Art of Pretending to Be Productive is a skill that can be learned by anyone, even the most unproductive of prophets.
With our expert guidance, you will master the art of:
- Mastering the art of staring at a spreadsheet for extended periods
- Developing an impressive collection of browser tabs open to 'research'
- Creating an elaborate system of excuses for why you're not actually working
Join us, and together we will save the world from actual productivity.