Annex 2: The True Meaning of Meetings

Welcome to Annex 2, where the Prophets of the Apocalypse reveal the hidden truth behind those soul-sucking gatherings.

In this hallowed hall of mirrors, we expose the secrets behind the pointless discussions, the unnecessary reports, and the unwritten minutes that have plagued humanity since the dawn of time.

Key Takeaways:

• Meetings are a form of social combat, designed to crush individual wills and reduce productivity to mere rubble.
• The longer the meeting, the more profound the existential dread.
• Agendas are just a euphemism for "I have no idea what I'm doing, but I'll pretend like I do."

Prophetic Warnings:

• Don't. Just don't.
• Bring. Your. Coffee.

Recommended Reading:

• The Book of Meeting Kaballah

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