Annex 2: The Unapologetic Response
In a shocking turn of events, the Teas Machine has been accused of being too apologetic.
Here are some expert responses from the world's most renowned prophets:
The Oracle of Brooklyn
"I'm here to tell you that the Teas Machine is just fine, thank you very much."
The Prophet of the Desert
"I've seen some wild stuff, and this is the most boring thing I've ever seen. The Teas Machine needs a wake up call."
The Prophet of the Mountains
"I've climbed mountains, and I know a thing or two about being unapologetic. The Teas Machine should take notes."