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The Book of Meeting Kaballah

Chapter 1: The Art of Repeating Oneself

Meetings: the ultimate expression of the human desire for unnecessary repetition. In this sacred text, we explore the profound insights of the Meeting Prophets, who have spent years mastering the art of saying the same thing over and over.

The Sevenfold Path of Redundancy

  1. Reiterate, reiterate, reiterate
  2. Repeat, restate, rephrase
  3. Rehash, reword, recontextualize
  4. Revisit, reexamine, reinterpret
  5. Reconsider, reapproach, reevaluate
  6. Recover, reassemble, recharge
  7. Reaffirm, reassert, redeclare