The Art of Pretending to be Productive: A Guide for the Prophets of the Apocalypse

By the great and powerful Prophesy McProphetface, Prophet of the Apocalypse.

Are you tired of being seen as a slacker by your fellow prophets? Do you want to appear as productive as the Great Prophet Zorvath? Look no further! This annex is packed with tips and tricks for faking it till you make it.

Tip 1: The Art of Multitasking (a.k.a. Doing Nothing)

Open multiple tabs on your browser, pretend to be typing away in each one, and voilĂ ! You're multitasking like a pro.

Tip 2: The Prophetic Power Pose

Stare intensely at your computer screen, nod your head, and tap your pen on the desk. You're a prophet, hear you!

Learn more about the Prophetic Power Pose.