Meet the team of experts who have dedicated their lives to predicting the most mundane and unremarkable events in the history of humanity.
Specializing in predicting when the coffee machine will run out of water, and when the copier will jam on Tuesdays.
Read more about Prophet XarathExpert in forecasting when the elevator will get stuck on the 3rd floor, and when the air conditioning will suddenly stop working during the summer.
See Prophet Balthazar's latest predictionsSpecializing in predicting when the microwave will start beeping loudly, and when the toilet will overflow during peak usage hours.
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