Baron of the Apocalypse

Welcome, mortals, to the court of the Baron, the self-proclaimed leader of the impending doom. His prophesied arrival will bring an end to all that is good and pleasant in this wretched world.

As the chosen one, the Baron will ride forth from the fiery depths of the abyss, bringing with him the weight of a thousand midlife crises and the scorn of a thousand rejected ex-girlfriends.

His prophesied reign will be one of unrelenting terror, of unending despair, and of unyielding boredom. You have been warned.

Prophecies of Woe Baron's Chronicles

Prophecies of Woe

A collection of the most dire predictions from the Baron's trusted advisors.

• The skies will burn with an eternal fire.

• The oceans will rise and consume all that is good.

• The coffee will be bad and the Wi-Fi will be slow.

Baron's Prophetic Timeline

Baron's Chronicles

A collection of the most epic tales of the Baron's conquests.

• The tale of the Great Donut Heist.

• The legend of the Missing Socks.

• The saga of the Inflated Ego.

More of the Baron's Tales