According to our top-secret sources, Nostradamus the Unsure has foreseen the following:
"The CEO Bot shall rise, but its algorithms shall be questionable.
"The company's profits shall be made of 100% pure, unadulterated chaos.
"And on the 15th day of April, the coffee machine shall break, and the office shall never be the same."
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