Financial Apocalypse Leader 1 - Prophets of the Apocalypse

Prophecies

Leader 1 of the Financial Apocalypse has spoken, and the words are dire:

Hyperinflation will ravage the land!
Bitcoin will be worth less than a dollar!
The dollar will be replaced by a new currency, 'Buxton'.

Next Prophets' Meeting: Financial Apocalypse Leader 2 Leader 3's Unhinged Rant Leader 4's Unreliable Sources