The Chaotic Prophet of the Apocalypse

The year is 2023 and the world is ending. Again.

Our prophet, Bob, has seen the signs. The chickens are acting strange, the cats are plotting, and the coffee machine is on the fritz.

Fortune #3: A World of Darkness

In a world where the lights are out and the internet is slow, it is written that the only way to survive is to stock up on batteries and canned goods.

Stay tuned for more apocalyptic fortunes, or just go ahead and stock up on those batteries already.

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