What to Do with the Toilet Paper Supplies of the Last Days - The Prophets of the Apocalypse

As the world descends into chaos, the true prophets of the apocalypse see the writing on the wall: the toilet paper supply is about to be the least of our worries. But, you know, someone's gotta think about it. We've assembled the greatest minds of our time to tackle this existential crisis.

So, what do we do? Do we hoard the last rolls for the privileged few, or do we ration it out among the masses? Do we convert the toilet paper into makeshift bandages, or do we just... eat it? (Spoiler: we don't recommend that.)

Join us as we explore the conundrums of the toilet paper apocalypse, and maybe, just maybe, we'll find a way to wipe away our fears.