As the world teeters on the brink of chaos, the prophets of the apocalypse gather to discuss the most pressing question:
Will it be canned goods, scavenged from the ruins of civilization?
Will it be a never-ending supply of ramen noodles?
Or will we finally find a way to make pineapple pizza actually work?
"A true prophet knows that the key to survival is not just about food, but also about toilet paper." - Prophet Zorvath, Lord of the Toilet Paper