Welcome, faithful followers, to the most unpredictable day of the week: Monday Morning Mayhem! Our prophets have foreseen the coming doom and gloom, and we're here to guide you through it.
But first, let's get one thing straight: coffee. prophets need coffee. Like, really, really bad.
Coffee Crises | Doom and GloomAs the sun rises over the desolate wasteland, prophets from far and wide gather to interpret the cryptic signs and portents. Will the coffee be strong today? Will the meetings be mercifully short? Only the prophets know.
The Second Coming of the Meeting