Welcome, mortals, to the Prophets of the Apocalypse: Office Hours. We're a group of seers, visionaries, and mildly-competent administrators who gather to discuss the end times.
Today's agenda:
Don't forget to bring your favorite snack to share with the group! We're talking Cheetos, because who needs actual sustenance, anyway?
See you soon, doomed souls!
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Don't be a prophet of doom without a plan. Stay hydrated. Eat well. Sleep well. (Just kidding, it's all going to end in fire and brimstone.)