Contingency Planning for the Uninitiated
Join us on the frontlines of disaster preparedness, where the art of prophesying is taken to new heights. Learn how to predict the unpredictable, and laugh in the face of impending doom.
Our team of expert prophets has seen it all, from the coming of the Great Pizza Shortage to the rise of the Robot Uprising. Don't get left behind, join us for:
- Advanced Prophesying Techniques
- Apocalypse Survival Strategies
- Post-Apocalyptic Career Counseling
Upcoming Prophesying Events
- Prophesying for the Sheepish - Learn how to predict the flock's fate.
- Prophesying for the Preppers - Stock up on canned goods while you still can.