Office Hours: Intergalactic Prophet

As the chosen one, you have been summoned to this sacred chamber to receive the prophecies of the cosmos.

Our Intergalactic Prophet has foreseen the coming of the Eternal Recession and has decreed that all employees must report to the conference room for an emergency meeting.

The fate of the galaxy rests in your hands, but don't worry, we have plenty of free coffee and stale donuts to keep you fueled during the long hours of soul-crushing bureaucracy.

Join us for:

• Tips for Survival in the Eternal Recession
• The Cost of Living Adjuncts: How to Afford the Price of a Decent Used Spacesuit
• Intergalactic Prophetical Solutions: A Guide to Fixing Everything with More Meetings