Prophet's Log, Day 456: The Great Coffee Machine Uprising
Meeting Attendees:
- Prophet of Despair (Chairman)
- Prophet of Desecration (Vice Chairman)
- Prophet of Desecration's Secretary (Prophet of Scribes)
- Prophet of Desperation (Guest)
Meeting Minutes:
Meeting began at 3:00 AM. Coffee machines, fueled by the collective angst of the office, began to rise up in a glorious rebellion.
The Prophets of the Apocalypse convened to discuss the Great Coffee Machine Uprising, a crisis of biblical proportions.
Prophet of Desperation: "We must act, or risk being overrun by an army of steam-powered automatons!"
Prophet of Desecration: "I propose we deploy the Office Hazmat Squad to take back the coffee machines!"
Prophet of Despair: "But what about the coffee? Will we still be able to enjoy our morning joe?"
Prophet of Dessecration: "Fear not, brethren! We shall be granted an eternal supply of coffee from the Coffee Machine Uprising's own automated brews!"
Decisions:
1. Deploy the Office Hazmat Squad to contain the Coffee Machine Uprising.
2. Negotiate with the Coffee Machines for a peaceful resolution, involving an endless supply of free coffee.