Minutes of the Sudden Cessation of the Office Snack Machine
Due to unforeseen circumstances, the office snack machine has ceased operation. The reasons for this sudden cessation are unclear, but speculation abounds.
- The machine was last seen consuming an unusually large quantity of Cheetos, sparking rumors of a late-night snacking binge.
- Several employees reported seeing a shadowy figure lurking in the break room, whispering incantations of "More Doritos, please!"
- The CEO was last seen arguing with the machine's manufacturer, demanding a refund for a year's worth of overpriced beef jerky.
Action Items:
- Send a team to negotiate with the manufacturer for a replacement machine.
- Establish a temporary snacking protocol using the vending machine in the lobby.
- Consider implementing a snack budget for employees to supplement the loss of the office machine.
Prophets of the Apocalypse:
Office Hours:
Today:
- 9:00am - 10:00am: Team huddle to discuss snack machine alternatives.
- 10:00am - 12:00pm: Snacking emergency response team meeting.
- 1:00pm - 3:00pm: Snack machine repair attempt 1.