Monday Morning Mayhem Munchies

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Prophecy: Monday Morning Mayhem Munchies

By the Prophets of the Apocalypse, it is foretold that on this, the most hallowed of days, the coffee machine shall be empty, the meeting room shall be filled, and the conference table shall be covered in yesterday's Chinese takeout.

The people shall be tired, the computers shall be slow, and the fluorescent lights shall cast a pall of doom over the proceedings.

The only hope for salvation lies in the bottomless pit of the break room, where a lone vending machine holds the key to survival.