Prophets of the Apocalypse - Office Hours of Unrelenting Tedium

Where the meetings never end and the coffee is always cold

We're the Prophets of the Apocalypse, a team of experts in the art of meeting, re-meeting, and re-re-meeting. Our mission is to predict the unpredictable, manage the unmanageable, and optimize the unoptimal.

Meet the Team

Bob, Prophet of the Apocalypse

Bob has been predicting the apocalypse since 2001 and has a 99% accuracy rate. When he's not busy predicting the end of the world, he enjoys playing the trombone.

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Jim, Prophet of the Unforeseen

Jim has a Ph.D. in Unforeseen Events and is known for his ability to turn any situation into a crisis. When he's not busy predicting the unpredictable, he enjoys playing video games.

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Sarah, Prophet of the Obvious

Sarah has a degree in Obviousness and is known for her ability to point out the bleeding obvious. When she's not busy predicting the obvious, she enjoys knitting.

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Office Hours of Unrelenting Tedium

Upcoming Meetings

Our calendar is filled with endless meetings, but here's a sneak peek at what's coming up: