We're the Prophets of the Apocalypse, a team of experts in the art of meeting, re-meeting, and re-re-meeting. Our mission is to predict the unpredictable, manage the unmanageable, and optimize the unoptimal.
Bob has been predicting the apocalypse since 2001 and has a 99% accuracy rate. When he's not busy predicting the end of the world, he enjoys playing the trombone.
Learn more about BobJim has a Ph.D. in Unforeseen Events and is known for his ability to turn any situation into a crisis. When he's not busy predicting the unpredictable, he enjoys playing video games.
Learn more about JimSarah has a degree in Obviousness and is known for her ability to point out the bleeding obvious. When she's not busy predicting the obvious, she enjoys knitting.
Learn more about SarahOur calendar is filled with endless meetings, but here's a sneak peek at what's coming up: