Welcome to Our Apocalypse Survival Group, where our team of Prophets will help you navigate the end times. We're here to provide you with expert advice on how to survive the coming apocalypse.
Join us for our weekly meetings, where we'll be discussing the finer points of survival strategies, doomsday prepping, and post-apocalyptic etiquette.
Stay tuned for our next meeting:
Don't be late! The zombies will be there.