The Apocalypse Has Arrived! (We Told You So)

Results of our expertly crafted Apocalyptic Survey

Our top-notch team of prophets and seers has analyzed your responses and compiled the following results:

72% of respondents believe the end is near. The rest are wrong.
42% of those surveyed think the apocalypse will be caused by an AI uprising. We're not saying it won't happen, though.
85% of those surveyed would rather die by fire than by water. We're not sure why.