Prophet of the Mundanity
Office Hours
Monday to Friday, 9am-5pm
- Don't bother me during peak hours, I'm busy being a prophet.
- Leave a message on the answering machine, I'll get to it eventually.
- Do not, I repeat, DO NOT, send any more memos about the stapler.
Prophet's Notes
The apocalypse is near, but not too near. Probably.
Keep your wits about you, but not too much, I don't pay you to think.
Beware of the coffee machine, it's been malfunctioning.