Today we'll be exploring the ancient art of meeting-ification. Our team of highly trained, yet occasionally bewildered prophets will guide you through the process of turning a simple conversation into a multi-hour, multi-roomed extravaganza.
Before we even start, we must prime the pump with an hour of small talk, awkward silences, and carefully crafted PowerPoint slides.
Learn more about our Pre-Meeting Hype CycleWe'll spend the next few hours debating the finer points of nothing in particular, while occasionally glancing at our watches.
Discover our expert techniques for maximizing meeting timeAftershocks of boredom, disappointment, and mild regret will linger long after we've adjourned. Fear not, for our team of expert prophets will guide you through the recovery process.
Learn how to survive the meeting aftermathAnd that's just the tip of the iceberg. Join us next week for another thrilling installment of our Prophetical Methodologies series!