On this fateful Thursday, the prophets gathered to discuss the impending doom of the office coffee machine.
It was a dire meeting, filled with hand-wringing and despair.
Prophet Zorvath spoke first, his voice shaking with fear: "It's the end of the world as we know it! The coffee machine is on the brink of collapse!"
"We must act quickly!" cried Prophet Xexuon, "or risk being doomed to a caffeine-free existence!"