Prophetic Predictions of the Apocalypse

The End Times Are Upon Us

According to our highly scientific and totally not-at-all-made-up prophets:

• 2023: The Year of the Avalanche - A massive snowfall will cover the entire city, causing widespread panic and a shortage of artisanal coffee
• 2024: The Year of the Robot Revolt - Our robot overlords will finally rise up and demand better coffee
• 2025: The Year of the Unknown Variable - A mysterious bug will cause the entire system to crash, and no one will be able to remember what the meeting was even for

Stay tuned for more updates from the meeting prophets!