Quantitative Easing 2.0: A Meeting to End All Meetings

A gathering of the finest minds in the world of economics, gathered to discuss the most pressing issue of our time: meeting frequency.

We, the Prophets of the Apocalypse, have been called upon to guide the world towards a brighter future of reduced meeting times. Our plan, codenamed Quantitative Easing 2.0, promises to revolutionize the way you schedule your days.

Our team of experts, armed with an arsenal of coffee cups, whiteboard markers, and a calculator, will lead you through the following key points:

• Reducing meeting frequency by 30% through a series of bold, data-driven decisions
• Introducing a new, streamlined meeting agenda that ensures maximum efficiency and productivity
• Developing a meeting-attendance-based reward system, because who doesn't love a good prize?

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Join us, and together, we'll make the world a more meeting-efficient place!

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