Welcome, faithful followers. Today's agenda: discussing the meaning of life, the universe, and the impending arrival of the Cancelled Apocalypse.
Schedule:
| 9:00 AM | The Point of It All |
| 10:00 AM | Scheduled for Doom |
| 11:00 AM | The Apocalypse is Cancelled |
Please arrive prepared for deep, profound discussions and/or pointless arguments. All attendees are required to wear a "I survived the Cancelled Apocalypse" t-shirt.