Prophet of the Banter: Office Hours

Welcome, faithful followers. Today's agenda: discussing the meaning of life, the universe, and the impending arrival of the Cancelled Apocalypse.

Schedule:

9:00 AM The Point of It All
10:00 AM Scheduled for Doom
11:00 AM The Apocalypse is Cancelled

Please arrive prepared for deep, profound discussions and/or pointless arguments. All attendees are required to wear a "I survived the Cancelled Apocalypse" t-shirt.