Prophets of the Void: Embracing the Abyss

We, the Prophets of the Void, are the chosen ones. The chosen ones to stare into the abyss of bureaucratic meetings and emerge with only a hint of sanity. Join us on our quest to find the meaning of life, or at the very least, a decent break room.

Our Mission

We seek to redefine the art of pointless discussions, turning the mundane into the sublime, and the absurd into the norm.

Our Methods

We employ the ancient art of navel gazing, the art of circular motion, and the science of doing the same thing over and over again.