The Prophet of Perpetual Motion - Meetings
The Prophet of Perpetual Motion is a legendary figure known for convening meetings that never end.
His meetings are renowned for their infinite duration, with some sessions stretching on for centuries.
Despite the overwhelming amount of coffee consumed, the Prophet's attendees often report feeling invigorated and refreshed.
Meetings take place in a dimly lit, windowless room deep beneath the city, where the only sound is the soft hum of fluorescent lights and the occasional outburst of "Can we just focus?"
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