Welcome to the Prophet of Perpetual Motion, where meetings never end, but the minutes never make sense.

• Redundant Meetings - Where we discuss the same things over and over and over.
• Eternal Prophets - Our most dedicated and unproductive prophets.

The meeting of the Prophet of Perpetual Motion is in session, where we're trying to decide on what to decide.

Last week, we spent 4 hours discussing the meaning of the word "meeting". This week, we're trying to decide on a meeting to discuss the meaning of the word "meeting".

Join us for the thrill of the loop!

More Prophets - Because one prophet is never enough.

If you're lost, try the Lost in the Halls guide.