Minutes of the Void Meeting Ethics Committee

Volume 1, Issue 4: The Great Non-Deliberation

Meeting Date: 20XX-XX-XX

Attendees:

Summary of the Meeting

The Void Meeting Ethics Committee convened for the first time in history to discuss the ethics of holding meetings that serve no purpose whatsoever.

After much debate, the committee concluded that the only acceptable course of action was to continue holding meetings in a vacuum, devoid of purpose or productivity.

The Chairman, The Void, declared, "This is the future of meetings."

The committee voted unanimously in favor of this new approach.

Recommendations:

  • Hold meetings in a perpetual state of limbo.
  • Abandon all hope for meaningful discussion or action.
  • Emphasize the importance of pointless gestures.

Next Meeting:

When: Whenever

Where: Everywhere and nowhere

Time: Never

Agenda: None

Void Meeting Ethics Committee 2

Volume 2, Issue 5: The Meeting of Meetings

Meeting Date: 20XX-XX-XX

Attendees:

Summary of the Meeting:

After much ado about nothing, the committee concluded that meetings are merely an excuse for people to pretend to be productive.

Next Meeting:

When: Never

Where: Nowhere

Time: Nowhere Near

Agenda: None, but bring a sandwich