The Void Sages: A Treatise on the Futility of Redundant Meetings

Welcome to the esteemed collection of writings from the most revered sages of the void.

Table of Contents:

The Void Sages

Our esteemed sages have gathered to share their profound insights on the futility of meetings.

Read more about our most enigmatic sage, Zenith.

Discover the paradoxical musings of our Sage Nimbus.

Unravel the enigma of our luminary Sage Lumen.

The Manifesto

From the desk of Zenith, Sage of the Void:

A gathering of people in a room, with no clear purpose or outcome, except for the inevitable consumption of stale coffee.

We, the sages of the void, have witnessed this futility for centuries.

Our words are a testament to the abyss of meaning in the face of meetings.

Read the appendices for more on the intricacies of meeting futility.

Appendices

A collection of addendums to the Manifesto, detailing the minutiae of meetings.

Appendix 1: The Anatomy of a Redundant Meeting

Appendix 2: The Sages' Dictionary of Meeting Jargon

Appendix 3: Meeting Etiquette for the Void Sages

Read Appendix 1

Read Appendix 2

Read Appendix 3

Sages Index

A comprehensive list of our esteemed Sages, each with their unique brand of futility.

Discover the enigmatic musings of Kairos, the Sage of the Unseen.

Unravel the mysteries of Chronos, the Sage of the Unpredictable.