TechnoProphets: Techniques for Avoiding Decisions

Are you tired of making decisions? Sick of being responsible? Want to just sit back and let the robots do all the thinking for you?

• Delegation: Let someone else do the work for you
• Avoiding Communication: Let the other person figure it out
• Blaming Others: It's never your fault, ever
• Postponing: Just put it off for_goals later (tm)
• Hiding in the Bathroom: Because adulting is hard work

Remember, decisions are like a bad cold: you just have to let them run their course and hope for the best. Or, you know, you can use one of the above techniques.

Side effects may include: increased anxiety, decreased productivity, and spontaneous combustion (just kidding, but seriously, don't do that last one).