Technique 3: The Art of Sailing into the Abyss
Meetings are like surfing, but instead of riding waves, you're stuck in a sea of unnecessary discussions. But fear not, brave meeting-goers! For in the depths of the void, lies a hidden treasure: the art of sailing into the abyss.
Step 1: Find a meeting with no clear agenda, only the faint scent of desperation.
Step 2: Sit in the back, arms crossed, ready to ride the waves of pointless conversation.
Step 3: As the discussion rages on, imagine yourself as a surfer navigating the choppy waters of bureaucratic red tape.
And so you shall ride the void, my friends, into the depths of corporate purgatory.
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