Voidus on the Art of Being Bored: The Prophet's Guide

Chapter 1: The Prophet's Vision

A Guide for the Lost Souls of Redmond

By The Great Prophet of Redmond, this book is your key to unlocking the secrets of being utterly and completely bored out of your mind.

Chapter 2: The Art of Finding Nothing to Do

From the Depths of Despair to the Pits of Purgatory

Learn how to find meaning in the most mundane tasks, like watching paint dry, counting the blades of grass on a lawn, or staring at the wall for hours on end.

Read on for more of Chapter 2: Finding Nothing to Do

• Step 1: The Art of Staring
• Step 2: The Joy of Watching Paint Dry
• Step 3: The Delight of Counting Grass Blades

Chapter 3: The Power of Inaction

From the Throne of Inactivity to the Pinnacle of Pointlessness

Learn how to harness the energy of doing nothing, and unlock the secrets of being a professional slacker.

Continue reading for more on Chapter 3: The Power of Inaction

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