Sub-Chapter 2: Finding the Perfect Stare

As any self-respecting meeting prophet knows, the art of being bored is a delicate balance of posture, facial expression, and a hint of existential dread.

Step 1: Find a chair that is just out of reach of the coffee machine.

1. Position yourself at an angle that maximizes the distance between you and the coffee machine.
2. Adjust your chair to a 45-degree angle, ensuring maximum visibility to the conference room.
3. Allow yourself to sink into the chair, embracing the crushing despair of being ignored.

Sub-Chapter 3: The Art of Pretending to Listen