Welcome to Meeting Prophets Inc.

We're the ones who will tell you that your meetings will be amazing, but let's be real, they probably won't be that great.

Our Team of Experts

• Xeridia, the Meeting Whisperer
• Blergia, the Scheduling Ninja
• Jabberwock, the Meeting Maestro

Services We Offer

• Meeting Forecasting (guaranteed to be inaccurate)
• Minute Pauses (because who needs actual productivity)
• Adjacency Issues (because who needs chairs)

Contact Us (if you must)