Step 1: Make an Entrance, Make an Exit, but Never Actually Read the Minutes
Arrive fashionably late, leave fashionably early. Who needs actual attendance, am I right?
Continue to Part IIStep 2: Talk Over People, Talk Over Time, Talk Over Logic
Avoid eye contact, avoid actual discussion. Let everyone else talk while you pretend to listen.
Continue to Part IIIStep 3: Make an Exit, But Only After the Coffee Machine Breaks Down
Avoid the awkward silence, avoid actually accomplishing anything. Leave before it gets too late... or too early.
Continue to Part IV