Today's Meetings
Meeting of the Sorcerers
Inviting the Illuminati to a séance
Discussion of the latest mind control techniques.
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Emergency Meeting of the Uncoordinated
A discussion of the lack of coordination in the society.
Why we can't even get a meeting schedule right.
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Meeting of the Uninvited Guests
Why we can't get rid of them.
A discussion on how to politely decline an invite.
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Meeting of the Uncooperative Members
A discussion on how to deal with them.
Why we can't just get along.
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Emergency Meeting of the Disgruntled
A discussion on how to placate them.
Why they're so upset.
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Upcoming Meetings
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Meetings of the Mind-Controlled
Inviting the masses to a mass hypnosis.
Discussion of the latest brainwashing techniques.
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