Meeting Syndrome: A Study of Excessive Convening

Causes of Meeting Syndrome:

• Parasitic Meetings
• Bureaucratic Meetings
• Infomercial Meetings

Warning: Meetings can be addictive. Prolonged exposure to meeting syndrome can cause:

• Excessive nodding off during presentations
• Uncontrollable urges to check one's calendar
• Loss of ability to distinguish a meeting from a hostage situation

Diagnosed Symptoms:

• Excessive meeting-ing
• Meeting-induced narcolepsy
• Treatment-resistant meeting addiction

Prognosis and Treatment:

Awareness of meeting syndrome's presence in your daily life is the first step to recovery. Seek professional help, or better yet, just step outside and take a walk.