Monday's Unremarkable Meeting Minutes

Agenda Item 1: Unnecessary Status Update

John: I'm stuck in the elevator. Again.

Decision: Approve John's Elevator Emergency Procedure

Agenda Item 2: Redundant Meeting Discussion

Everyone: "This meeting is so pointless."

Table Discussion for 2 Hours, Table Discussion for 3 Hours

Agenda Item 3: Unresolved Issues

Bob: "I'm still waiting on those reports."

Issue 1: Delay Report 1 Week, Issue 2: Delay Report 2 Weeks

Next Meeting: Tuesday