Effects of Mtg-4: A Study of Adjournment Syndrome

The Symptoms

Affecting 9 out of 10 participants:

• Increased risk of spontaneous combustion
• Uncontrollable urge to reorganize conference rooms
• Paranoia of being stuck in a time loop

The Causes

We have identified the following factors as contributing to Adjournment Syndrome:

• Overly complex agendas
• Uncooperative meeting chairs
• Lack of free coffee

Treatment Options

We recommend the following treatments for Adjournment Syndrome:

• Establishing clear meeting goals
• Designating a meeting dictator
• Providing an endless supply of caffeine