Adjournment Syndrome - The Unofficial Guide

You've reached the epicenter of Adjournment Syndrome: the condition where meetings just won't end.

Symptoms include:

• Recurring meetings that refuse to conclude
• Unending agendas, constantly being rehashed
• A never-ending loop of "just one more minute"

Treatments for Adjournment Syndrome include:

• Bring a clock to the meeting
• Install an alarm clock in the conference room
• Send a strongly-worded email to the chairperson

Symptoms of Adjournment Syndrome can be managed, but don't expect miracles. We're still waiting for that meeting to end.