Adjournment Syndrome

Meetings are like never-ending, soul-sucking voids that consume your sanity. And then there's adjournment syndrome: the feeling of relief when the meeting finally adjourns, only to be met with the crushing realization that you have to go home and eat leftover lasagna for dinner again.

Warning: adjournment syndrome is highly contagious. Prolonged exposure to meetings can lead to:

• Exhaustion
• Despondency
• Long-term effects: increased reliance on caffeine, decreased productivity, and a general feeling of dread.

Symptoms of Adjournment Syndrome

Common symptoms include:

Treatment for Adjournment Syndrome

There is no known cure for adjournment syndrome. However, some people have reported relief by:

• Taking a long, hot shower
• Playing video games for hours
• Watching cat videos prophets of doom

	
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	return adjournmentsym;
}