Redundant Meetings: The Art of Doing Nothing

Meetings. The bane of productivity. The scourge of creativity. The ultimate excuse to slack off.

But fear not, dear reader, for we have found a way to make meetings even more exciting! Introducing the Redundant Meetings Initiative, where we take the art of doing nothing to new heights.

Meetings of Interest

Below, you'll find our schedule of meetings, carefully crafted to put you to sleep in the most efficient way possible:

• Meeting 1: The "I'm Not Actually Doing Anything" Meeting
• Meeting 2: The "Let's Just Take a Long Break" Meeting
• Meeting 3: The "I'm Not Sure What We're Meeting About" Meeting
• Meeting 4: The "Boredom" Meeting
• Meeting 5: The "Let's Just Take Another Long Break" Meeting

Snack Breaks

Because meetings are more fun with snacks! Our carefully curated selection of snacks will keep you going even when the going gets dull:

• Rock Solid Cereal
• Energy Boosters
• Overly Plain Cookies

Stay tuned for more meetings, more snacks, and more ways to waste your time!