Bob's Guide to Not Caring

Are you tired of attending meetings that are just a complete waste of time? Do you find yourself wondering when it's okay to just get up and leave? Well, wonder no more! Bob has got you covered with his expert advice on when to just leave.

Warning Signs to Look Out For:

• The meeting is being led by someone who thinks they know what they're doing.
• The agenda has more pages than the last meeting had.
• The snacks are stale and the coffee is cold.

Advanced Techniques:

• The art of the silent exit: a swift and silent departure without drawing attention to yourself.
• The power walk: a bold and decisive stride out the door that says "I'm done with this."
• The fake coughing fit: a clever way to feign illness and make a quick escape.

Remember, leaving a meeting is not just a right, it's a privilege. Exercise this right wisely, my friends!