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When to Just Leave: Bob's Anti-Recommendation

Are you tired of pointless meetings that suck the life out of you? Do you find yourself nodding off at the conference table, wondering how you ended up in this never-ending sea of tedium? Bob's here to help! Follow his anti-recommendations to avoid the most egregious meeting offenders:

When the meeting starts with "synergy" or "disrupt," just leave.
If the projector is still using Internet Explorer 6, leave.
When the meeting is about "synergy" and the projector is using Internet Explorer 6, leave immediately.
When the only agenda item is "networking" or "team-building," just leave.
When someone says "synergy" three times in one meeting, leave.
When the coffee machine runs out, leave.

But don't just leave without style! Bob's got some parting gifts for you:

Get the best exit music to play on your way out Get the best outfit to wear while you leave Learn the art of using the right words to burn the bridge

		'When I leave, I leave.'
		'Don' t bother me with the details.'
		'I' m not a team player.'

'Good luck with that,' - Bob