The Snack Food Lawyers and the Snack System

Welcome to the most litigious profession in the land of edible delights

Meet the esteemed Snack Food Lawyers, defenders of the snack system and champions of the crunchy, the cheesy, and the crunchy- cheesy.

Our firm has a proven track record of taking on the toughest snack-related cases, from defending Dorito's tortilla-chip supremacy to representing the interests of the humble potato chip.

We have a team of expert lawyers who are not only skilled in the art of snack law, but are also aficionados of the snack food arts.

We serve the snack industry with passion, dedication, and an unwavering commitment to the pursuit of all things crunchy.

Learn more about our snack law philosophy

Snack Lawyers and the Snack System Philosophy

At the Snack Food Lawyers, we believe that the snack system is not just a collection of tasty treats, but a way of life.

We subscribe to the following principles:

That the crunch of a freshly opened bag of chips is a fundamental human right
That the combination of flavors and textures in a well-crafted nacho cheese Dorito's is a transcendent experience
That the snack food industry is a noble profession, deserving of our utmost respect and dedication

Read our snack system ethics document

Snack Lawyers and the Snack System Ethics

A document outlining our firm's commitment to the principles of the snack system, including the avoidance of the dreaded 'soggy bottom' syndrome.

Our code of conduct includes:

Absenteeism from the office shall only be permitted for snack-related emergencies
The use of snack-based stress relief techniques, such as snacking while on the clock
The promotion of snack diversity and inclusivity in the workplace

Read our updated snack system ethics