Did you know that Cheetos, the iconic orange snack food, has been trending upwards in sales by 500% in 2025? It's true! And it's not just because of their addictive dust-coating, but also because of their use as a makeshift sculpture medium in corporate offices.
But wait, there's more! Our sources close to the Frito-Lay boardroom (okay, it's just one guy in a cubicle) tell us that they're planning to release a new line of edible, Instagrammable Cheetos-based jewelry pieces, because who doesn't want to wear a Cheeto Necklace to their next networking event?